Team Fortress 2, Ork style!
Engineer: Big Mek.
Nah lissen boy, oim a mek, and dat meenz oi fix problemz. Not problemz like what is dakka, dat falls in yer own ideas of brainitude! i fix reel problems. Loike 'ow am oi gonna kill some puny 'umie in a bunka? da answer? use some gubbinz. and if'n dat dont werk? use more gubbinz. Take dis, shokk attack gun, designed boi me, made boi me, and you best hope...not pointed at yoo!
Heavy weapons guy: Flash Git
I'm a Flash git, and dis...is my weapon. It fires kustum made bullets at free fahsand shots a minnit... It costs seven 'undred teef, ta fire dis gun, for...sum seconds!
zoggin' 'ell who touched Shouty? Dats it...'OO TOUCHED MAH DAKKA?!
Sum boyz fink dey can outfink me... maybe... maybe... I've yet ta meet one dat can outfink dakka!
Soldier: Ork boy
If deres a battle to be fort, den yoo must fight!
Ghazghkull Thraka sed dat, an I fink 'e kno's a bit more abaht krumpin' dan yoo do boy, becuz 'e invented it! An' den 'e perfected it so no livin' boy kud beat 'im on da 'ole planet!
An' den 'e used 'is fightin' teef to buy a drink for every uvver boss dere waz, and den 'e krumped every single wun of 'em!
hurhurhurhur... 'An from dat day on whenever more dan too bosses got tagevva in da same place it wuz called a trap!
UNLESS ITS A BAR!
Scout: Stormboy (courtesy of GlassRabbit)
Urr...um...I's don' even no wherr ta start wiv yoo...I's meanin'...do yoo even no who yer talkin' to?
*tap* *tap* Oi, yoo dere
Do yoo 'ave any idere, ANY idere 'oo I am?
Basikkerly, kinda big deal.
Aw, dat's byootiful. Hurr hurr hurr...
Testin'...roight...da grass growz, dem flyaz fly, da sun shines, and bruvva, I krump 'em all. I's a force 'a naycher! Ifn' yous was from where I's from, bruvva, you be zoggin' ded!