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Team Fortress 2, Ork style!


Engineer: Big Mek.

Nah lissen boy, oim a mek, and dat meenz oi fix problemz. Not problemz like what is dakka, dat falls in yer own ideas of brainitude! i fix reel problems. Loike 'ow am oi gonna kill some puny 'umie in a bunka? da answer? use some gubbinz. and if'n dat dont werk? use more gubbinz. Take dis, shokk attack gun, designed boi me, made boi me, and you best hope...not pointed at yoo!


Heavy weapons guy: Flash Git

I'm a Flash git, and dis...is my weapon. It fires kustum made bullets at free fahsand shots a minnit... It costs seven 'undred teef, ta fire dis gun, for...sum seconds!

zoggin' 'ell who touched Shouty? Dats it...'OO TOUCHED MAH DAKKA?!

Sum boyz fink dey can outfink me... maybe... maybe... I've yet ta meet one dat can outfink dakka!


Soldier: Ork boy

If deres a battle to be fort, den yoo must fight!

Ghazghkull Thraka sed dat, an I fink 'e kno's a bit more abaht krumpin' dan yoo do boy, becuz 'e invented it! An' den 'e perfected it so no livin' boy kud beat 'im on da 'ole planet!

An' den 'e used 'is fightin' teef to buy a drink for every uvver boss dere waz, and den 'e krumped every single wun of 'em!

hurhurhurhur... 'An from dat day on whenever more dan too bosses got tagevva in da same place it wuz called a trap!
UNLESS ITS A BAR!


Scout: Stormboy (courtesy of GlassRabbit)

Urr...um...I's don' even no wherr ta start wiv yoo...I's meanin'...do yoo even no who yer talkin' to?

*tap* *tap* Oi, yoo dere

Do yoo 'ave any idere, ANY idere 'oo I am?

*WAAAAAAAAGH!*

Basikkerly, kinda big deal.

*WAAAAAAAAAGH!*

Aw, dat's byootiful. Hurr hurr hurr...

*GAAAAARRRGH!*

Testin'...roight...da grass growz, dem flyaz fly, da sun shines, and bruvva, I krump 'em all. I's a force 'a naycher! Ifn' yous was from where I's from, bruvva, you be zoggin' ded!
I got bored, and had TF2 videos around...and orks....go me!
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alpha1122 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013
plz finish this, with meet the pyro out the whole gang has a video now, so plz finish this...
P.S. I could totally see the medic as that mad dok HQ person (I don't have the codex in front of me at the moment...shoot me)
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bobdd0 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
exelent! are there any more?
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Festis1313 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009
Awesome man!
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Sbags Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009
Many thanks!
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Tortugokamikaze Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2008
Awezome! Green iz bezt! ^^
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Sbags Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2008
hehe, thanks :D
And thanks for the fave too!
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victortky Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2008
awesome. you should do the demoman and sniper, as well as engineer.
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Sbags Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2008
If you look carefully, the first one, the big mek, is infact the ^^
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victortky Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2008
demoman and sniper!
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Gendrick Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2008
I did Demoman, look through the previous comments
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